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How Do They Know?

It’s cool outside today. It’s raining. In fact, when I woke up this morning, I thought it was still night time, since it was so dark out. Hmmmmmmm….What’s a girl to do on a chilly, rainy, dark day? Why, watch Lifetime TV, of course! In fact, the only time I tune into Lifetime, Television for Women, is when it’s chilly and rainy outside.
But here’s the weird part: When it’s chilly and rainy outside, Lifetime always runs Coed Call Girl With Tori Spelling. I am not a Tori Spelling fan, and I am most certainly not a Lifetime fan, but I am willing to bet that almost every girl has seen Coed Call Girl With Tori Spelling. You know who you are. And it’s as if Lifetime TV somehow knows when it’s chilly and rainy here in the Metroplex. They know that I’m gonna tune in to watch Coed Call Girl With Tori Spelling.
I was joking with C this morning about this. I even pulled up the guide on the Tivo. I didn’t really expect it to be there, but she can testify on my behalf that I am not crazy. IT WAS THERE!!!! Lifetime TV can read minds and control the weather.
Or maybe Tori Spelling has super powers hiding in her super-sized boobies.

4 Responses to “How Do They Know?”

  1. courtney Says:

    You are so funny about that movie! It is a terrible movie, but I’ll admit I’ve seen it at least 10 times! Did you know Tori Speilling is pregnant? She’ll make a super mommy 😉

  2. Shelby Says:

    My name is Shelby, and I have watch Coed Call Girl several times. I feel so much better now!

  3. Angela M Says:

    If it’s not Coed Call Girl, it’s one of ten movies about a man with multiple wives. I’m sad to admit that I’ve watched them all.

  4. Kevin Donahue Says:

    If you need someone to investigate the super booby super powers……

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