Suck It, Tom Cruise
What a good day. Tom Cruise has been sacked by Paramount. Ever since the whole “jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch” thing, I just can’t stomach him. Plus, it’s kinda creepy that he’s kept his Robo-Wife and baby under wraps for so long. And Scientology? Please. Nobody needs that much niacin. And the Thetans aren’t really in control. And any “religion” that has it’s very own (cultish) “Celebrity Centre” has got to be bogus.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just be over here playing with my spiffy new Mark Super VII electropsychometer.
August 23rd, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Last time I was in Hollywood the local Scientology nut asked me if I would like a free stress test. I explained to him that he was insane and walked away. He had someone of a dejected look on his face; must’ve been a newbie.