More About Me...

Wife. Mommy. Lover of cookies.

From Twitter...

RT @HonestToddler: Toddler Tip: She has a bounty of nerves underneath that "last" one. Don't worry :)

Even Demerol Can’t Kill The Pain

Ouch. That’s the only word I can even get out of my mouth. Sure, I’m into fashion as much as the next gal, but there are limits. I’ve never been much of a shoe girl. I know plenty of women that have had to construct an entire addition to their house just to store their vast collection of Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahniks, but sister, that ain’t me. My feet are currently soaking in an ice bath in a vain attempt to stop the oh-so-unattractive swelling induced by a three hour torture session in a pair of fabulously cute and sadistic, hip and trendy, black strappy pumps from 9 West, which I’m fairly certain were designed by Satan himself deep in the bowels of Hell. In fact, I think it’s reasonable to assume that all high heels are manufactured in the 10th circle of Hell. If you want to unleash utter terror on me, just wave a pair of Death Shoes in my face and soon you’ll hear me scream, “Back! Back, Devil Shoes! Go back to your rightful place in the Netherworld, Satan’s tools of sadism!!”
Call me whiny, but the pain is so intense that I would actually choose a root canal. Hey, God invented Easy Spirits for a reason. I’m beginning to think that my Grandmother has a point….

8 Responses to “Even Demerol Can’t Kill The Pain”

  1. Camille Says:

    Girl! I don’t care how cute they are. If they aren’t comfy, I ain’t wearin’ ’em!

  2. kim Says:

    I’m with you! Comfy, all the way! 😀

  3. Kevin Says:

    Fess up. These are the shoes.

  4. Peppermint Tina*:) Says:

    He caught me off guard again! Hahahahahaha!

    Merrin, those shoes go along with Kevin’s little wet t-shirt contest (one contestant, unless he was included) and spikey Pam shoes fantasy!

    I keep trying to be decent, but then he goes at it…I can’t help but have a good laugh!
    A-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha! whoohoooo!

  5. Angela Says:

    I’ve got a pair of strappy heels waiting for me with the rest of the bridesmaid get up this weekend. Why are the cutest shoes the most painful to wear? There has to be a way to combine cute and comfy until then I have to pick comfy – well most of the time.

    Kevin, those shoes are just frightening. Can real women (not barbies) actually balance in 8 inch heels?

  6. cindy Says:

    I’mm telling you, these $10 shoes from Payless are the best pair I have ever owned.

  7. cindy Says:

    And those other ones! Ohh la la!

  8. merrin Says:

    Shit! Busted! Those are the shoes I wear at my new job!
    And PeeTee, Kev only makes you think he’s decent….He’s really the devil in disguise! 😉




      image      Temple of Heaven      Feed Me NOW!!!      B2      Red Bull Helicopter      Red Bull Helicopter