Maybe It’s Time For a Change
No, really. Can’t you just picture the gallery chanting “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”? Imagine what a spectacle it would be to have Springer square off with ! Or how about a Liddy Dole/Hilary Clinton grudge match? Oooh! Oooh! An Orrin Hatch/Ted Kennedy/Trent Lott Love Triangle! C’mon. You know we need Springer in the Senate. Hell, I’d move to Ohio just for the show. God, I hope this happens. I need a laugh.