Cashing in the Karma Coupons
And God said “I smite thee”. I actually heard Him this morning while I was in the shower. All of a sudden, I was crippled by a blinding pain. It seems I have managed to pinch a nerve in my neck. I’m pretty sure it’s revenge for flinging a pillow at Kevin when he refused to get up before me. Immediate retribution. I was washing my hair, and boom. White-hot agony. Searing pain. G’ahead. Mock me. Everyone else has all day, since I look like friggin’ IGOR! “Yessssss, master”. I swear on everything holy, I have never in my life been in such pain. Thank God for Mom, her emergency supply of pharmaceuticals, and her willingness to do “traction” on my aching neck and overstressed back.
