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Things You Never Hear

While watching “Wheel of Fortune” last night (yes, I know I’m pathetic), it occurred to me that there are things you never hear people say. When Pat Sajak comes around to get to know the contestants, he often says something along the lines of “Tell me a little bit about yourself”. Now here’s where things get tricky.

Most people usually say things like “My name is Mary and I’m married to my wonderful husband Bob and we have two beautiful children”. Just one time, I think it would be hilarious to hear somebody say “My name is Mary, and I’m married to the most incredible jackass. He’s sleeping with his secretary, and our two children are in juvie being held on arson charges”.

Now THAT would make for some interesting TV. Yeah, I know I have too much time on my hands.

4 Responses to “Things You Never Hear”

  1. Bullfrog Says:

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  2. Corey Says:

    Someone should do it Ladies Man style:

    “Yes, Pat, I am very happy to be here and, uh, to this lovely lady next to me, uh, do you appreciate it in the butt?”

  3. Merrin Donahue Says:

    That would be AWESOME! And of course, it would have to be followed up with “Yo baby, I gotta get outta here”.

  4. Corey Says:

    “Uh, yeah, that was nice, but you should get going.”

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