Dear Kroger
Please, please, PLEASE come to Florida. If you don’t come to Florida, I’m not sure I can be held responsible for any actions I might take against Publix. I miss your wide aisles and your outstanding service. I miss your huge selection. Most of all, I miss your cart returns. Seriously…This no cart return thing is really starting to piss me off. I need you, Kroger. I need your canned tomatoes. I need your cart returns and your courteous service. Publix is giving me a fever, and the only prescription is more Kroger. Please come here soon. I don’t know how much longer I can stand this.
November 5th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Maybe Josh & Camille were right. Maybe we should just start our own farm – no carts required.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I miss the nice-big-aisled-pretty-grocery-stores-with-the-friendly-service-too.
November 7th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
I know what you mean about Kroger, I also miss Kroger so much! Here there’s Fry’s and while they’re part of the Kroger family, they definitely don’t have the same wonderful service. 🙂
November 7th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
I must be certifiable. I drove nearly 45 minutes to Fresh Market just to avoid Publix. I SERIOUSLY need me some Kroger.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:18 am
My Publix experience wasn’t really that bad, though it was years ago. Best I remember, their deli made a pretty mean sammich.