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RT @HonestToddler: Toddler Tip: She has a bounty of nerves underneath that "last" one. Don't worry :)

Revenge. Ain’t It a Bitch?

K: How Texas is this?
M: What?
K: Tomorrow, I’m gonna go to the dump, get the truck washed, and put on a tuxedo and go to a black-tie dinner. But I’m really only looking forward to the dump.

One Response to “Revenge. Ain’t It a Bitch?”

  1. dave frey Says:

    LOL! When I first read it, I thought it said “take a dump, get the truck washed, etc”, , which made the last sentence much funnier.

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