Revenge. Ain’t It a Bitch?
K: How Texas is this?
M: What?
K: Tomorrow, I’m gonna go to the dump, get the truck washed, and put on a tuxedo and go to a black-tie dinner. But I’m really only looking forward to the dump.
Wife. Mommy. Lover of cookies.
RT @HonestToddler: Toddler Tip: She has a bounty of nerves underneath that "last" one. Don't worry :)
K: How Texas is this?
M: What?
K: Tomorrow, I’m gonna go to the dump, get the truck washed, and put on a tuxedo and go to a black-tie dinner. But I’m really only looking forward to the dump.
October 30th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
LOL! When I first read it, I thought it said “take a dump, get the truck washed, etc”, , which made the last sentence much funnier.