Wife. Mommy. Lover of cookies.
RT @HonestToddler: Toddler Tip: She has a bounty of nerves underneath that "last" one. Don't worry :)
Seriously. People who do bad things should be shot. For everybody else who doesn’t do bad things, please don’t start, because as I’ve previously stated, bad people who do bad things suck. And they cause my life to suck, too. Bastards.
K: How Texas is this?
M: What?
K: Tomorrow, I’m gonna go to the dump, get the truck washed, and put on a tuxedo and go to a black-tie dinner. But I’m really only looking forward to the dump.
An angel is looking over us.
After weeks of deliberation, I have come to a decision. Sure, it’s not momentous in the grand scheme of things, but it’s one that I struggle with every year at this time. That’s right: I have decided on the theme of this year’s Donahue Christmas Tree. Last year, if you’ll remember, it was red and gold (which Kevin loved). The year before that, it was blue and white and silver (which Kevin didn’t so much love). This year…….
It’s a Peppermint Christmas! The day after Thanksgiving, red, white, and silver will vomit all over our house.
And yes. I know it’s not even Halloween yet, but I have to think about these things while I have the time. I work retail, remember? I bought some “tester” ornaments today, and pending Kevin’s approval, I’ll head back to Garden Ridge to pick up the rest of the fillers. I’m deterimined to out-do last year, and I think I’m off to a pretty good start.
Hop on over to the Fourth Annual BoobieThon and help save the boobies.
