In The Beginning
There was this. And God said, “Let them make the movie anyway. Free Speech, Free Will, and all that. Yada yada yada.”
And it was, if not good, at least passable, and possibly an Oscar contender (okay, maybe not next year’s Best Picture, but surely nominated in some lesser category like Sound Editing).
On the second day, God said, “Come see the movie, but don’t be disrespecting me with your Tub-O-Popcorn and your Vat-O-Coke.”
So, millions flocked to a theatre near them (not unlike locusts). Suddenly, the sound of galloping hooves could be heard as eager moviegoers purchased their tickets. Lo, they were much afraid.
It seems that maybe, in fact, God is tryin’ to tell you somethin’.
March 1st, 2004 at 7:18 pm
And it was good. 🙂
March 2nd, 2004 at 6:39 pm
You know I am going to be struck down; I’ve decided after laughing hysterically at Kevin’s indecision over etiquette involving a barrel-o-popcorn and cooler-o-soda…
Save me?
March 5th, 2004 at 12:06 pm
I’m pretty sure you’re safe…It’s Kevin and I that I worry about. Fortunately for us, we signed on for an eternity together, so at least we’ll keep each other company by the lake of fire!