It’s Crap Like This
You just got arrested for beating your wife. You await your sentence. Suddenly, it’s handed down. You listen disbelievingly: You have to take classes to learn to perform a Japanese tea ceremony. This is precisely why I stopped blogging about the news. Sure, I have plenty to say on world events (and by the way, thanks, CNN, for having the Episcopal Church crisis notably absent from your front page…way to stay on top of things. Aside: I have always been, and will always continue to be, a proud Episcopalian. I, for one, support the confirmation of Reverend Robinson. Dammit. Now I’m gonna have to do a whole post about this.), but I think we’ve gone a little overboard as a society when things like this start to happen. I’m all for attempting to rehabilitate criminals, but come on. This is a little too alternative, even for me.
Oh, jeez. I’m becoming more and more conservative every day. Help!
August 6th, 2003 at 8:50 pm
Hey. Let’s just get a rope. Better yet, take the S.O.B. to a downtown office building and just let the ladies beat the hell out of him with the heals of their high-healed shoes. Then he can soak in some tea. F’er.