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Can We Go On That’s Incredible Now?

My dog does something that’s extremely disturbing (albeit entertaining). I’ve had dogs my whole life, and I’ve never encountered this particular, um, habit before. I feel it’s only fair to advise you that what you’re about to read may freak you out. You have been warned.
Every night, right after she eats, my dog belches. Loud. So loud, in fact, that they cannot be labeled mere “burps”. Belches of wall-shaking volume and resonance, actually. Like a frat boy after bonging 12 beers. The way you always tried to when you were in fourth grade. So loud and long that, if she were human, she could belch the entire alphabet. The first time it happened, I blamed Kevin. The next time, I thought it was a sonic boom. Then it became a nightly occurence. Once, she stood right in front of me and let it rip, like she was proud of her gastrointestinal prowess.
Fearing for her digestive health, I asked the vet if this was “normal”. He assured me that dainty little flower that is Chloe was in no danger whatsoever, and this is just a “quirk” of some larger dogs.
So there you have it. It seems we’re outing all our family secrets today…..

6 Responses to “Can We Go On That’s Incredible Now?”

  1. Kevin Says:

    She’s gassy, too. That’s not me – it’s her. Promise.

  2. Peppermint Tina*:) Says:

    Yep. Among the stranger things I’ve heard…Kevin’s reply, not Chloe’s belching.

  3. Aurora Says:

    eeEEwww was hoping the belching canceled out the other end…. guess not from Kevin’s comment. And y’all have how many dogs?

  4. merrin Says:

    Kevin is just trying to blame the dog for his transgressions. Fortunately, our other two dogs are much more polite.

  5. LoneAggie Says:

    Hehe. Not unheard of. After 6 years working in a vet clinic I thought I had heard it all, but that one is new to me. That’s hilarious.

  6. Buzz Says:

    That’s ok, I guess. But if you really want to impress get her to make fart noises by sticking her paw under her armpit (legpit?)

    Actually, that belching thing seems very odd and might freak me out a little if were to experience it firsthand.




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