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It Should Be Illegal

So I was looking at the mail today, and I see a letter from our mortgage company. On the outside of the envelope, the words “Final Notice” are stamped in red. I had a heart attack right then and there. I started thinking, “How could this happen?!?!?!” Then I opened the envelope. It seems that our ever-so-thoughtful mortgage company is offering one last chance to take advantage of an offer for “accident insurance”. No, our house payment isn’t late. In fact, it’s never been late. In the span of a few seconds, I pictured myself packing up and moving back in with my mother, destitute and homeless. Here’s a lesson for the mortgage people: Don’t play games with the heart patient. I thought I was going to die. Not nice, Big Financial Institution. Not nice at all.

7 Responses to “It Should Be Illegal”

  1. Kevin Says:

    Um…yeah. I’ve been meaingin to tell you that all that money we’ve been paying…um…well…I’ve been hoarding it to buy yugioh cards. I’ve got thousands! HA! HA! I rule!

    So if you could just be real careful with my new prize collection when you pack up all our shit. 🙂

  2. kim Says:

    Ack! That was not nice.

  3. Angela Says:

    What an assinine thing to do! Of course I’d be upset b/c now the mailman things I’m falling behind on my bills. I don’t know why but I worry what the mailman thinks of us.

  4. Peppermint Tina*:) Says:

    I thought this was funny (not in the “You almost had heart failer” kind of funny, way…), so I told husband, whose first words were, YEAH! Just like how people get suckered into believing Publisher’s Damn Clearinghouse! Bastards!” Okay, I added in the bastards…

    The things these people do to market their services…Godawful!

  5. Peppermint Tina*:) Says:

    OH! I’m funny today…I meant heart FAILURE! Not heart failer. Well, actually, if one is not picky, failer works, too.*:P

  6. merrin Says:

    Failer, failure…Same thing around here. 😉
    And Angela, I worry what the mailman thinks, too!

  7. Kevin Says:

    Merrin – you should. Why do you get those magazines in brown paper wrappers?




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