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So it’s Sunday, and that means our weekly trip to the grocery store. Since we always go to the same store, we have grown accustomed to the random pages over the intercom. For instance: It seems that someone named Kevin works every Sunday, so when we hear “Kevin to the office, please”, we giggle a little. Childish, I know, but fun nonetheless.
Today, however, we heard something so hilarious over the PA that we laughed for three aisles. What follows is the transcript of said page:
“Travis to receiving please. Travis, if you could come to receiving, that would be greeeaaaaattt, thanks. Uh, yeah.”
A la Office Space. Kevin and I cracked up and got more than one curious look from our fellow shoppers. Whoever had the balls to page that page in a crowded grocery store, I applaud you.