No, Really. We Promise.
We’ll only use these SCUDs defensively. Scout’s Honor. C’mon, you can trust us! We’ve never done anything that would give you cause for paranoia, have we?
Please. So Yemen says they’d never dream of using these for anything other than self-preservation. Before we handed them over, did we ask for clarification of their definintion of “defensively”? Something tells me it would be dangerously close to Bill Clinton’s definition of “sexual relations.” In the words of Jimmy Lerner, “it a’int nuthin’ nice”.
