Why is it DARK?
It’s 3:15, and not only is the sun nowhere in sight, it’s pitch black outside. Literally, like the middle of the night. The weird thing is, it’s not storming. Yeah, it’s raining, but there’s no thunder. I think I’ll go take another nap and ponder this question. Is John Mayer gay? It would be sad, but one look at the lyrics of “Your Body is a Wonderland”, and you’ll see what I mean. No straight man could write that well. Thanks to my friends for pointing out the possibility. This is just further proof that life is indeed unjust.
