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RT @HonestToddler: Toddler Tip: She has a bounty of nerves underneath that "last" one. Don't worry :)

I AM a Freaking Genius

I know that Kevin is afraid that I’ll butcher him and skin him (yes, Kevin, I DO read your postings), but I am not a psycho hose beast. He is just jealous because I installed XP and managed to not only network my computer to his all by myself, but I also retained all of my original settings from Windows 98, right down to my wallpaper, while he struggled with trying to find out how to connect to the internet (hint:it’s the button that says “Do you want to connect to the Internet?”). Working in a bookstore really improves one’s reading abilities. And just because I voted for Clinton (TWICE) that doesn’t make me insane; it just means I’m open-minded. At least I can spell “potato” (AHEM…Anyone remember Dan Quayle?) and I’ve never done Cocaine. There are worse things in life that voting for a Democrat (like butchering your husband).
Hope all is well with everyone!

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